Older Model Mathews Bows

First period - written

The following story, very short and full of sarcasm, is a strong invective against the exaggerated public reaction to the phenomenon of avian influenza.
may be 2006, if the calculations do not fog the mind of a poor searcher.
The date of the funeral earlier in the story, perhaps, not accidental. At least
not quite.



The True Story of the World


The true history of the world tells us that in the beginning was the chicken.
The chicken arrived on Earth riding on an asteroid.
I bet you can not imagine a chicken that travels on an asteroid. Instead
Chicken arrives on earth and straddling the space rock will not burn in contact with the atmosphere through an armature made of special ceramic material. Refractory armor pen, in fact.
Imagine the chicken on Earth. In time we are talking about 3.5 billion years ago. The planet was in turmoil: eruptions and earthquakes.
Chicken, divine entity, and all part of God that we imagine poor with a beard, began to transform the Earth's atmosphere due to nitrogen-fixing bacteria that housed beneath the folds of the legs. No more sulfur and then, but oxygen (the best chicken breathes oxygen, but his hemoglobin can transport any item.)
Then the chicken decided to create a new form of life on Earth.
It took six days, then rested on the seventh. From its droppings
developed protozoa and from that primordial soup prokaryotic cells began to form life as we know it today.
All life is the result of Chicken shit. The chicken itself.
The chicken is divine and sovereign entity, its our world I was born.
Today, in the most recent period of human history (son of the Chicken), has developed a terrible disease that affects chickens.
is not a simple virus.
Chicken is God, God does not care about viruses.
But this is not just a pandemic, it is a Plan. A plan to permanently remove God (the chicken) from our planet.
For millennia, the heart of Asia more humid and repulsive, have been relied on the tremendous evil entities that live on the edge of flashing.
Man, to be lower evil, decided to expel God from the life of our planet. The mystification
start to run, the chickens began to die.
God is leaving us forever.
Our Earth trotterellerà for space-time without a goal. We will go adrift universal hurled stars mortuary, while inside a hole in the Asian soil, the Great Wizards will laugh of human destiny.
is black and wet like a pit, the fate of man.
wisdom and love of chickens do not belong there anymore. Now roam the universe in search of a star with which collide.
And we, on the continents, we will wander in search of bloodthirsty bloody magicians. But
not find them, will have been turned into eggs.
ready to be launched in the darker depths of the universe.